It has come to the Family’s attention since the issuance of my recent legal notice that there remains some confusion over the Cockfight clan’s unique surname that could pose some potential damage to our many lucrative products and properties.
Surprisingly, unlike my last notice, this is not related to what we prefer called “chicken combat” or any of the other exhilarating animal battle-sports that the Family has yet to leave law enforcement authorities any damning legal proof it enjoys or participates in.
No, my cousin King informs me that he has recently noticed an uptick of pageviews on his Weblog from people entering the phrase “naked ‘cock’ ‘fight’” into their search engine(s) of choice.
The Family asks that you refrain from using our rather unique surname in reference to such sexual activity.
We do not, however, have any alternative phrasing to offer persons with such idiosyncratic interests.
We just think that is gross.
Jamison E. Cockfight III
A prominent Birmingham attorney