Republican Tony Petelos, “mayor” of the south Birmingham conclave hilariously known as “Hoover,” says he is considering a run for governor in 2010.

(You know, provided Captain Oinks doesn’t do us all in first.)

I’m not saying that Petelos is unqualified, but I think he is light on the experience a potential Republican nominee needs.

He’s never been removed from the bench for being a batshit crazy who refuses to follow the law. He’s never ruined the state’s prepaid college tuition program. And what will be most glaring in the primary race is he’s not the living personification of all human FAIL.

So Petelos has got a few things he might ought to address in the next year…