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May
09

Prayer has guided him to this key fundraising date.

JESUS!

JESUS!

Former Alabama Chief Justice Roy Moore plans to make an announcement on June 1 about his plans for next year.

Many expect that Moore, who got thumped by termed-out Governor Bob Riley in the 2006 GOP primary, will announce a run for governor.

But he could just be announcing a new revelation about the apocalypse.

Or about The Gays.

They’re all related anyways.

He’ll say it in tongues.


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What people who can read are saying about King Cockfight:

"If you have any grasp of Alabama politics and history -- any at all -- and you enjoy political satire, you need to check out [King Cockfight's Weblog]. He’s about the funniest bastard in Alabama."

-Birmingham Weekly.

"A wonderful [We]blog that regularly pokes a big sharp stick in your eye and turns it in a cruel but hilarious fashion."

-Toxic Culture.

"Often hilarious."

-Doc's Political Parlor.

"I actually laughed during the legislative session!"

-Barbara Evans, 2010 legislative candidate.

"Long Live King Cockfight!"

-Loretta Nall, former gubernatorial candidate. For weed.

"Hey son, does it ever weird you out that people talk about how the Weblog where you write bluntly about the facts of your and your family's life is 'fantastic political satire'? That's kind of meta, isn't it?"

-The Rev. David Cockfight, King Cockfight's father, on July 4, 2009. He has a lot of kids.

The Rev. David Cockfight’s (SexyPreacher58) ongoing efforts to make Twitter ‘less gay’:

  • RT @Deadspin: Tim Lincecum Cited In Least Surprising Pot Bust Ever http://deadspin.com/5398256 #mlb #timlincecum He needs to put on a towel. 2 days ago
  • Anybody else think it's sad that 7UP can't afford anybody better than Brad Garrett? Anyway... Back to playing Brickbreaker on my CrackBerry. 2 days ago
  • Apparently Fake Larry #langford writes for King's Weblog more than King does these days. But I love his hat! http://bit.ly/2h2CAD 3 days ago
  • King shouldn't have teased us yesterday then not updated today. I love him all the same, but he is pretty lazy. Lord's way I guess. 4 days ago
  • Surprising that people think the Jefferson County Commission is corrupt because it's corrupt. http://bit.ly/3t8OF6 5 days ago
  • I can see the attraction of becoming an AL Republican. You know, if I didn't care about poor people and all. http://bit.ly/3sNJiY 5 days ago
  • I guess King's back posting, but who are these people speaking in the royal "we" talking about posting schedules? http://bit.ly/1xxe4H 5 days ago
  • Wow, I didn't know #langford was writing King's Weblog! Was King working on his defense? Is that where he's been? http://bit.ly/275drv 1 week ago
  • So why are their teasers on King's Weblog? Is it coming back on Monday? They seem awfully meta... Really wish I'd be told of this junk. 1 week ago
  • Tim Brando, why wouldn't Archie be in NYC to see David Carr? They could be friends! Hasn't Davey been sacked by life enough? 4 weeks ago

 

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