He'll a create a Christian utopia where facts and real issues aren't considered...

Former Alabama Chief Justice Roy Moore is expected to kick off his second gubernatorial campaign today and he’s already lining up support from people who really, really, really care about Jesus but are probably important enough that the campaign is okay with them writing crazy, inaccurate things online.

Joseph Farah, the impressively mustachioed founder and editor of Christian news website WorldNetDaily, has written an editorial urging nationwide Christian support of Moore’s campaign.

In the column, Farah calls Moore a good friend, but in all their friend-like activities, they must not have talked much about Moore’s removal as Chief Justice.

At least the factual parts anyway.

Before I get into the importance of Moore’s success, and why it will impact the nation, let me first introduce to you a video you have probably never seen before. It was a recording made of the inquisition of Moore by then-federal prosecutor Bill Pryor, now a judge in the 11th Circuit.

As shocking as it is to believe that you can’t count on WorldNetDaily for accurate and detail-oriented news, Pryor, whose ongoing essay series on the Athens, Georgia, music scene is must-read stuff, was most definitely Alabama’s Attorney General at the time of Moore’s removal, not a federal prosecutor.

I mean, his ability to both firmly believe in God and execute the law against a judge who won’t follow it is the reason we have such a fine, upstanding Christian who constantly thinks about gruesome murder and disturbing sex crimes in the Attorney General’s office today.

But that Farah, as an editor and as someone who should be intimately aware of the facts of Moore’s removal, got this blatantly wrong isn’t important.

I mean, it’s all the God-less, pro-gay federal government’s fault at the end of the day, right?

[The Alabama governor's race] will be of national significance not only because of who Judge Roy Moore is, but because of who his likely Democratic opponent will be – Rep. Artur Davis, a good friend of Barack Obama from back in their Harvard Law School days. Davis fully supports the insanity being promoted by Obama’s administration. He’s cheering it on. He’s supporting it in Congress. He will no doubt be the beneficiary of millions of dollars in campaign contributions from the Obama machine. …

It’s a nationally significant race because of Obama’s interest and participation.

And you know that Davis is even blacker than Obama is and the details of Obama’s “insanity,” correct?

At every speech, Obama uses government psychics created through Atheist-Islamo-Pagan science tested on soon-to-be aborted unborn babies made by teenage parents to pick one true born-again Christian out of the audience, then, as the Missing Link and Nancy Pelosi and constantly copulating hordes of illegal immigrants observe and laugh and occasionally engage gay sex while taking the Lord’s name in vain, he has the Christian crucified then burned alive for refusing to abandon Christ and pray to Charles Darwin and the Foul Reverse-Racist Daemon known only as Empathy.

Just because it hasn’t happened yet doesn’t mean it isn’t real!

Because Obama doesn’t shove Jesus down America’s throat every five minutes, it will happen!

As governor, [Moore] will stand up to Barack Obama’s Washington, just as he stood up to George Bush’s Washington. But as governor he will have far more authority than he did as chief justice. As governor, he will be able to exert his state’s sovereignty, to claim those constitutional powers reserved to the states rather than placed in the hands of Congress, to make Alabama a bastion of true liberty and a shining city on a hill for all Americans.

That’s why I am excited about this campaign.

And it’s especially easy to get excited about Moore’s candidacy for Christians who live outside of Alabama because they get to watch from afar as a man who truly loves loves the Lord disassemble the State by working to limit Alabama’s elected legislators to meeting on the issues of the day only once every other year, dredging up Wallace-era racist rhetoric, and focusing on make-believe outrage issues and useless religious posturing!

And as a Christian in Alabama, how can you not support Moore after he, as Farah says, stood up to the forcibly Atheistic ways of an out-and-out born-again president such as George W. Bush who regularly noted his fundamentalist Christian faith as an a integral part of his policy-making process?

I mean, Bush was practically having anal intercourse with Darwin when he signed that faith-based initiatives legislation as soon as he took office!

Though I do think it strange that the  religious-right only really flocks when something happens such as them trying to take Roy’s rock or useless legislation that will limit the fictional legions of teenage girls using abortion as a method of birth control or them doing something to stop the kids from loving Jesus in school or any other version of the masochistic fairy-tale that lets them make-believe they are still some sort of persecuted minority.

It’s odd how you don’t see the church signs and hand-holding, prayer-chanting protesters when the Legislature refuses to act upon moral issues such as removing the grocery sales tax so poor families can buy more food or rescuing a program that can help children from meager homes get a college education or any other measure that could help keep some folks from having to do some un-Christian things to get by.

Funny how that works.