"No."

Congressman Artur Davis recently asked the Internet for policy ideas for his gubernatorial campaign.

The Internet responded appropriately:

Legalizing marijuana turned out to be the top single vote-getter when U.S Rep. Artur Davis used his gubernatorial campaign Web site to solicit ideas for moving Alabama forward.

It didn’t rate that high with the candidate, however, and he didn’t even mention it when thanking contributors after the Web vote was taken down Friday.

Believe it or not, the source of all this hub-bub is Alabama’s pro-marijuana sweetheart, Loretta Nall — who remains primarily  known around the Cockfight households as the lady who sent T.K. an inflatable, fuckable pig.

Ignoring an idea federal drug laws and any pragmatic politician worth his or her weight would rape to death has not made the Lady Nall terribly happy:

You pretend to ‘reach out to the people’ then just ignore what they say and then simply continue with your own agenda, the people’s ideas be damned. Until that changes you won’t get my money or my vote. Do keep sending me the emails though. I find them very amusing.

You got that, Artur? You won’t be receiving the support of a hardcore drug legalization supporter who regularly bucks the law and sends State leaders kinky sex toys! She will not campaign for you across the highly conservative State of Alabama! Your loss!*

Despite the non-mainstream top suggestion, a Davis spokesperson has defended the Internet approach:

This kind of format is exactly why Congressman Davis is running — to let more than just a handful of Montgomery insiders talk about ideas.

Truly. It’s not like you can’t just look around and see what the fuck’s wrong with Alabama if you’re a Harvard-educated congressman and former prosecutor. This State is like a tough Chinese brain-puzzle, what with the racism, class wars, and misplaced government priorities.

Other ideas submitted by Alabama’s semi-literate, mildly politically aware Internet users:

• A call to loosen restrictions on the sale pseudoephedrine as part of a sweeping suggestion that Davis campaign to stop “persecution of Alabama’s hardworking amateur country chemists/entrepreneurial businesspeople.”
• A lady from Homewood asked that Davis promise to “properly pant” Vulcan.
• Taters. For everyone.
• Several suggestions demanding “why dont u just go suck  that commie fag barack HUSSEEIN obama’s socialist, kenyan dick?!?!?!?!” were rebuffed by the Davis campaign.
• TigerDAK22 said that Davis should work to have Alabama head football coach Nick Saban arrested for soliciting minors in order to counter his strong athlete recruiting success.
• A suggestion that Davis work to free any remaining hops and allow people to sell forties here “because black people like forties, right?”
• A call for passing a constitutional amendment MAKING PEOPLE LISTEN TO MICHAEL JACKSON MUSIC NOW BECAUSE OMG HE’S DEAD NOW! OMG! HE’S DEAD! OMG!
• FUKCRAKKER92 of Russellville suggested that the Davis campaign work to turn his 1997 Ford Ranger into more of a “pusseee  maggnat.”
• A suggestion made by the Legislative Black Caucus that Davis stop being black while running for governor.

*Though Davis’ congressional staff might ought to be on the lookout for an inflatable, fuckable laptop in the next round of constituent mail…