Guest post by J. Eagle Cockfight II
Semi-retired conservative Mountain Brook lobbyist

Soon-to-be ex-GILF.

While I hate to see the potential wasted as my formerly dear sweet Sarah Palin heads out the door, I’m ecstatic that the members of my Grand Old Party are more or less paying attention for my entreaties for how to deal with the Benedict Arnolds who tried hard but not hard enough in stopping the venereal spread of Socialist Fraudulent President NObama’s America-Raping Reabortion Act.

Now if we could only get rid of that weepy little lovesick homosexual in South Carolina I used to call a man and get a couple states to secede in protest of NObama’s continued and persistent social sodomy, I can go to sleep happy at night and not in fear of liberals raiding my house and violating the sanctity of my rectal lock.

Let us just pray that Sarah is not found to be having forbidden, illicit sex with a South American divorcee too.

That would be the most terribly, terribly disgusting thing I would demand to watch.

J. Eagle Cockfight II served in low-level policy positions in the Reagan and first Bush administrations. A semi-retired lobbyist, Eagle left the HealthSouth corporation in 1997 to serve on the board of Cockfight Farms Food and Pharmaceuticals Inc., of which he is now chairman. He lives in Mountain Brook with his 27-year-old fourth wife, Karolina Apple Johnstone-Cockfight, and his beloved beagles Whitey and Cotton.