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What people who can read are saying about King Cockfight:
"If you have any grasp of Alabama politics and history -- any at all -- and you enjoy political satire, you need to check out [King Cockfight's Weblog]. He’s about the funniest bastard in Alabama."
-Birmingham Weekly.
"A wonderful [We]blog that regularly pokes a big sharp stick in your eye and turns it in a cruel but hilarious fashion."
-Toxic Culture.
"Often hilarious."
-Doc's Political Parlor.
"I actually laughed during the legislative session!"
-Barbara Evans, 2010 legislative candidate.
"Long Live King Cockfight!"
-Loretta Nall, former gubernatorial candidate. For weed.
"Hey son, does it ever weird you out that people talk about how the Weblog where you write bluntly about the facts of your and your family's life is 'fantastic political satire'? That's kind of meta, isn't it?"
-The Rev. David Cockfight, King Cockfight's father, on July 4, 2009. He has a lot of kids.
-Birmingham Weekly.
"A wonderful [We]blog that regularly pokes a big sharp stick in your eye and turns it in a cruel but hilarious fashion."
-Toxic Culture.
"Often hilarious."
-Doc's Political Parlor.
"I actually laughed during the legislative session!"
-Barbara Evans, 2010 legislative candidate.
"Long Live King Cockfight!"
-Loretta Nall, former gubernatorial candidate. For weed.
"Hey son, does it ever weird you out that people talk about how the Weblog where you write bluntly about the facts of your and your family's life is 'fantastic political satire'? That's kind of meta, isn't it?"
-The Rev. David Cockfight, King Cockfight's father, on July 4, 2009. He has a lot of kids.
Dispatches from people better than you.
- Friends of Newt Gingrich.
- Artur Davis has been a bad black person.
- Let’s all make out with Bradley Byrne.
- Many belated returns.
- Crazy on you.
- It might be hard to racially profile a black governor.
- Five-yard penalty, re-play First Down.
- On the Birmingham mayor’s race.
- Cognitive dissidence.
- Changing teams.
Things you people care about.
- Friends of Newt Gingrich.
- Michael Jackson is dead. There's gotta be something funny in this.
- PIMP MY 'STACHE -- NEW BLOOD: Look what you've done.
- Disclaimer and actual site explainer.
- Artur Davis has been a bad black person.
- Cockfight Family Atlas of Alabama.
- Now for today's forced castration post...
- HISTORIC TALES OF THE COCKFIGHT FAMILY'S HISTORY: The Speller's Valentine.
- REVENGE OF PIMP MY STACHE!: Tested? Approved? Not quite.
- You people are worse than Hitler.
A cloud of 'reason.'
30000 gallons of fail A call for hilarious change. A Cockfight Family statement. Adventures in the dark territory outside Alabama Alabama's Threatening Shapeless Mass of Uneducated Alabama media. Artur Davis for Governor -- Please God don't let this end as badly as it could. A stark political reality unrecognized Carter Cockfight Comedy -- Ha. Eagle Cockfight Election 2010 Goat Hill paranoia. Governor Bob Riley and his horse Poverty -- Alabama's most consistent resource. Random sports post.
The Rev. David Cockfight’s (SexyPreacher58) ongoing efforts to make Twitter ‘less gay’:
- It's time for many in Alabama to come out of the closet -- just like Parker Griffith. #alpolitics http://bit.ly/7j40eL 22 hours ago
- My son King posts about how Artur Davis has been a bad black man. #alpolitics #election2010 #arturdavis #jessejackson http://bit.ly/66aPtb 1 month ago
- I dig King's post on Alabama politics' ethical white sex falcon, Bradley Byrne. http://bit.ly/2T5xtQ #alpolitics #ethics 1 month ago
- Middle finger Mississippi State guy thinks someone cares about him. #rolltide 1 month ago
- "Bell Yeah" guy thinks he's creative. #rolltide 1 month ago
- I think this Armed Forces theme for SC proves one thing: America hates Florida. #uf 1 month ago
- RT @edsbs New EDSBS! @LSUFreek honors day's events. http://tinyurl.com/yg6nbcf -- I didn't know they let children play with BB guns anymore! 1 month ago
- RT @WadeOnTweets Who's the clown running for mayor of Bham? http://bit.ly/3p14XZ -- Would be that much of a diff from #langford and Kincaid? 1 month ago
- Wow. King got off his patootie and explained where he was at. Then again, crotch-chopping the Nobel folks can do that http://bit.ly/4laTyu 1 month ago
- RT @Deadspin: Tim Lincecum Cited In Least Surprising Pot Bust Ever http://deadspin.com/5398256 #mlb #timlincecum He needs to put on a towel. 1 month ago
Favorite reads of literate Cockfight Family members.
- Arise Daily News
- Ben Smith
- Birminghamster
- Croweblog
- Doc’s Political Parlor
- Every Day Should Be Saturday
- FishbowlDC
- Flashpoint
- From A Buick
- Glenn Thrush
- Havealittletalk’s Blog
- Hey Jenny Slater
- James Spann’s Twitter feed
- Left in Alabama
- Lost in Montgomery
- Michael Calderone
- Pine Belt Progressive
- Reasonable Words
- Red State Diaries
- Roll Bama Roll
- Shoalanda Speaks
- South Union Street
- The Attack Machine
- The Auburn Beat
- The Bama Beat
- The Fix
- The Gold Mine
- The World Around You
- Thomason Tracts
- Tim Lennox
- Toxic Culture
- Wade on Birmingham
- War Room
- Wonkette
The sprawling history of the Cockfight Family’s Weblog.
- December 2009 (1)
- November 2009 (11)
- October 2009 (7)
- September 2009 (22)
- August 2009 (23)
- July 2009 (51)
- June 2009 (54)
- May 2009 (45)
- April 2009 (40)
- March 2009 (81)
- February 2009 (66)
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On the minds of ‘readers’ in Winston County.
- 'Hoover' (4)
- 'I'M AGAINST IT' with Carter McCarthy Cockfight. (9)
- 2009 Cockfight Family 'We Really Do Care About the Troops' Cookout and Reunion. (1)
- 30000 gallons of fail (52)
- 9/11 — The ACTUAL 9/11. (1)
- A call for hilarious change. (69)
- A Cockfight Family statement. (48)
- A desperate search for minorities! (8)
- A rare semi-serious discussion. (13)
- A stark political reality unrecognized (87)
- Abortion — America's favorite political time-waster. (2)
- Adventures in the dark territory outside Alabama (55)
- AEA — OBEY. (2)
- Africatown reference — Yeah I went there. You may need to consult Wikipedia to understand what the hell I was talking about though. (1)
- al.com — The most reasonable message boards in the world if you hate the Bammers and the queers. (6)
- Alabama First Lady Patsy Riley — YAY! (1)
- Alabama media. (34)
- Alabama Statehouse Marijuana 9/11 2009! (2)
- Alabama's racist 1901 Constitution. (7)
- Alabama's Threatening Shapeless Mass of Uneducated (26)
- Alvin Holmes is discussing things. (4)
- Anti-immigration fun! (10)
- Artur Davis for Governor — Please God don't let this end as badly as it could. (27)
- Auburn — MOOOOO! (8)
- Autauga County (1)
- BALL THOUGHTS — Sports commentary by a man whose life is sexually and spiritually unfulfilled outside of a strip club. (4)
- Beth Chapman — not the one that dates Dog the Bounty Hunter. (2)
- Bill Johnson for Governor — WHAT?! WHO?! HUH?!? (3)
- Birmingham — Please move south. (18)
- Birmingham Mayor Larry Langford is doing something. (9)
- Birmingham-Southern College: We'd really appreciate it if you left that church arsonist stuff in our past alone. (2)
- Birthers — The 'Elvis lives!' contingent of paranoid racists. (1)
- Bluest post! Bluest post! Bluest post! (3)
- Bradley Byrne for Governor — White Republican who may have accomplished something. (6)
- Breaking the law and having fun in Winston County (13)
- Buying elections is capitalism — Isn't that the American way? (5)
- Captain Oinks — The death that comes to us all. (4)
- Carter Cockfight (30)
- Carter Cockfight for President 2012 — No Immigrant Shall Pass. (8)
- CHANGE — Alabama says "No." (1)
- Chicken combat! (5)
- Chief Jamal Cockfight. (2)
- Chief Justice Sue Bell Cobb — Death comes soon! (3)
- Choo-Choo Cockfight will make any giant monkey his bitch. (2)
- Citizen journalism! (4)
- Civil rights movement (6)
- Cleaning hizzy. (5)
- Cockfight Family Holdings and Productions LLC (9)
- Cockfight Family legal notice. (4)
- Collins Cockfight is a pervert who wastes your time. (6)
- Comedy — Ha. (26)
- Conservative revisionist history — SO MUCH EASIER TO DEAL WITH THAN REALITY! YAY! (15)
- Cowboy-hatted evangelical reporters. (2)
- Cullman County — Come for the Blue Laws leave before sundown. (3)
- Darkest post! Darkest post! Darkest post! (7)
- Dave Cockfight and his limitless international spawn. (16)
- Dead addicted or converted to christ? (4)
- Dirty Cockfight roundup. (4)
- Dirty words — Yeah baby! (1)
- Dothan — It's just Dothan. (4)
- Dr. Regina Benjamin — Impressive doctor and evil fat Hitler. (1)
- Dr. Robert Bentley for Governor — This is what it sounds like when FAIL cries. (6)
- Eagle Cockfight (32)
- Election 2010 (86)
- Election 2012 — The fendtimes come soon. (1)
- Elizabeth Cockfight — Our passive aggressive bitch. (1)
- Erin Andrews Naked 9/11. (2)
- Family Crisis 2009. (2)
- Farting emus wearing cowboy hats. (3)
- Florida — Letting America whip it out since 1845. (3)
- Fob James humor (18)
- Foreign countries other than Tennessee. (6)
- FORGOTTEN PORK (3)
- Former Governor Don Siegelman — Corrupt but funny! (2)
- FOX NEWS — TITTIES WHITE PEOPLE POLITICS AND BEER! (4)
- Fuck poor people. (22)
- Fuck tha police. (1)
- Gamblin'! (9)
- Gerald Allen wants to bury me in his hole. (2)
- GETTING DRUNK! YEEHAW! (2)
- Goat Hill paranoia. (65)
- Goddamn Richard Nixon don't you get tired of shaming yourself even in death?!?! (1)
- Governor Bob Riley and his horse (29)
- Great Moments in Alabama History with Brewer T. Alberts III. (2)
- GUBERNATORIAL POWER RANKINGS 2010. (1)
- Guy Hunt Memorial Rest Stop (2)
- Guy Hunt really was governor (4)
- Healthcare Reform 2009 — Granny's screwed! (5)
- Hezekiah Cockfight — The Ambivalent Soldier of the Civil War. (1)
- Historic Cockfight Mansion. (1)
- HISTORIC TALES OF THE COCKFIGHT FAMILY'S HISTORY (3)
- Hit me on my celly dawg. (3)
- Huntsville – Go to hell. (9)
- I have nothing funny to tag about Jo Bonner. (1)
- I responded to this post with my right hand. (5)
- If they could read the billboard Wallace State Hanceville students would know their school offers 'A Life Less Ordinary.' (2)
- If you want government to be open get elected. (1)
- Ill-advised King Cockfight roadtrip! (3)
- Illiteracy — Congress and Alabama's secret shame. (3)
- Jamison Cockfight III — a prominent Birmingham attorney (5)
- Jebediah Cockfight — Reined-in the blind. (1)
- Jeremiah Cockfight — Beloved dead murderer. (1)
- John Rogers talks funny and it's hilarious. (1)
- Jokes about The U completely unrelated to post. (1)
- Judge King Cockfight — One day (1)
- Kay Ivey — Your underwhelming state treasurer. (8)
- KEEP OUR ILLEGAL IN-STATE! (17)
- Killing things — The American Dream. (6)
- King Cockfight — The unofficial member of the Seventh-Floor Crew. (1)
- King Cockfight explains… (6)
- King Cockfight is drinking heavily and is not here. (1)
- Lawsuits are fun (4)
- Legislative fan fiction — WHAT THE HELL?! (2)
- LEGISLATIVE WINNERS AND LOSERS 2009 (2)
- Little Jim Folsom and his shotguns. (6)
- Loretta Nall — America's pro-legalization sweetheart (2)
- Lowell Barron — GANGSTA! (1)
- Luther Strange fought the Justice League in Issue #192 and it was awesome. (1)
- Making fun of Cam Ward over that whole parking space thing — A Cockfight Family tradition. (1)
- Manatee Rights Now! (3)
- MARYLAND! (1)
- Maudie "White Thighs" Fightcock — Mother of a beloved madman. (1)
- Mexican Breakfast and the Drunken Soul. (1)
- Mike Hubbard hates poor people. (2)
- Mississippi — Oh God why. (3)
- Montgomery — Alabama's flat zombified wasteland (5)
- More tax cuts would go well with these previous tax cuts. (5)
- Muddin'. (1)
- New legislative friends! (1)
- Northeast Alabama — Fresh moonshine for $5 a jug. (4)
- Oglethorpe Cockfight — The Greatest of Cockfights. (9)
- Outta State Friday (7)
- Parker Griffith — White Republican and home of Madison's Cheeburger Cheeburger franchise. (1)
- Paul "Bear" Bryant — Enough said. (1)
- People from the Alabama Coast live near the ocean and therefore are just better than you. (13)
- Perry County — Future home of TVA-approved Toxic Avengers. (1)
- Pig farmer Phil Poole (5)
- Pig farmer Richard Shelby (10)
- PIMP MY 'STACHE — Ron Sparks need a new campaign sign. And to be running for Lt. Governor. (5)
- Political arguments overheard in the Hackleburg High School parking lot. (1)
- Political Webloggers — Loudly irrelevant. (7)
- PORTRAIT(S) OF AN EXTREMELY CRAZY PERSON — Jeff Sessions in focus. (2)
- Post with a lot of dashes. (1)
- Poverty — Alabama's most consistent resource. (27)
- President Barack Obama — Wow that really happened. (15)
- Problems in the black community. (7)
- Queen E. Cockfight. (5)
- Racism. (18)
- Random sports post. (24)
- Rick Santorum — A frothy mix of man. EVERYWHERE. (1)
- RIP Michael Jackson — Well there you go. (2)
- RIP Patrick Swayze — The swagger is NOT back. (2)
- RIP Ted Kennedy. (1)
- RIP Walter Cronkite — And there you go. (1)
- Rob Riley and his seeming lack of horse. (1)
- Roger Bedford — NO. (5)
- Ron Paul — HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! (3)
- Ron Sparks — Radical Leftist agriculture commissioner seeking a new job. (21)
- Roy Moore for Governor 2010 — 'THINGS AIN'T JESUS LIKE THEY USED TO BE!' (13)
- Sarah Palin — Don't you wish your VP was hot like me? (6)
- Screw the homeless! (2)
- Senator Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III — Crazy as hell. (5)
- Sex offenders took your jobs (6)
- Sex. (17)
- Sexism — 'Cause–Hey! The men are talking! Get back in the kitchen bitch! (2)
- Shelby County = Sigh. (3)
- Shelia Smoot for Congress — It's about time. (1)
- Single-parent families — A more efficient method of child-rearing! (1)
- Skeet Ulrich is my personal savior. (2)
- Some Child Left Behind (2)
- South Carolina — Jesus Christ… (3)
- South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford — You dumbass. (6)
- Spencer Bachus — Just kind of there being uber-conservative and crazy. (3)
- Steve Windom peed in a jug and it's still funny. (2)
- Stimulate my economy. (2)
- Surprise revelation that JeffCo is poorly managed. (11)
- TAKE OFF YOUR TOP! WOOOO! (5)
- Tennessee — The Foul Parallelogram to the North (4)
- The Alabama Music Hall of Fame — Proudly hiding the fact that Lynyrd Skynyrd was from Florida. (1)
- The Canadian Gestapo will come for you while you and your children sleep. (1)
- The disappearance of Natalee Hollaway — Just… it's still around. (2)
- The Flomaton Sea-Wall Project (4)
- The Free State of Winston (16)
- The Friends of the Cockfight Family Steely Dan Fan Club. (1)
- The Gays — Trademarked 2001 by the Cockfight Family. (9)
- The Jebediah Cockfight Society for Alabama History and Remedy of the Idle Blind. (11)
- The potential collapse of Alabama's prepaid college tuition program. (10)
- The Purple-Painted Goat — Leading Winston County into the new millennium. (2)
- The Six Dollar Burger for Governor 2010 — HOPE with a side of fries. (3)
- The Sunday Sermon. (2)
- The University of Alabama — Because Auburn sucks and is irrelevant. (13)
- The University of North Alabama — Home of three NCAA Division II football national cha–OH SHIT LION ATTACK! HOW DID WE NOT SEE THIS COMING?!?! (2)
- The War on Drugs > The War on Terrorism? (5)
- There is no finer music critic than former Alabama AG Bill Pryor (2)
- There is no finer sports writer than Christopher Hitchens. (2)
- There should be a sin for B-52s jokes because they're just too fun. (1)
- These jokes about massive economic failure just aren't that funny anymore. (6)
- Tim James — Flaming shitcloud of death. (6)
- Tim Lennox's hair — Alabama's greatest treasure. (4)
- tornadoes (1)
- Tradition = A substitute word for racism. (2)
- Traumatic story from King's childhood storytime (12)
- Troy King sees what you're doing in your bedroom and will find a way to prosecute you for it. (17)
- Troy State University — Because you couldn't get into Mississippi State either. (1)
- Troy State University-Montgomery — Really?!? (1)
- Tuscaloosa needs more money y'all (8)
- Twitter — MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! (4)
- Two-year college corruption scandal. (3)
- UAB — Oh God love us! We have the med school! Why don't you love us so?!? (1)
- UAH — Eeeeehemeehhheheheh… UGH. (1)
- Unfortunate things happen in Northwest Alabama. (6)
- Walker County kind of sucks. (3)
- West Alabama "culture" other than meth. (5)
- Why be in Prattville? Really? (1)
- Why did Shug Jordan coach basketball? (1)
- You have a friend request (5)
- You wanna fight? I'm ready to fight! (1)

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