20
Jul
09

‘I’m an immature asshole with a camera. Why won’t you take my questions seriously?’

So if you haven’t seen it, here’s the video of a far-left Weblogger stalking Secret Republican Congressman Bobby Bright with a camera, telling him upfront that he doesn’t know what his name is, and then attempting to blackmail him because he doesn’t know what his name is:

And here’s what the usually decently reasonable folks at Left In Alabama had to say about it:

He refused to provide even his name let alone answer any questions about health care. Health care is the big ticket item this year. If Bobby Bright and Parker Griffith can’t come down on the right side of this issue I think it is safe to say their DINO status will be cemented.

Yes, why won’t Bobby Bright answer questions to the douchebag who admits — on camera — that he doesn’t know his name, then threatens to blackmail him because Bobby Bright won’t make up for this camera-carrying douchebag not having his shit together.

What’s ultimately the point of this?

By randomly tossing at the end that you have some points about health care reform doesn’t prove that he refuses to take questions on the issue.

And you aren’t proving that Bright is not open to his constituents by trying to blackmail him into saying his name three seconds into the video.

Mainly, you’re just proving you’re an uninformed dick with a camera.

So please, irrational jackasses, let free your liberal poser rage. In the real world, people do more to actually solve an issue than carry out poorly planned confrontations with elected officials and whine about things on Daily Kos to make their sudden realization that world isn’t exactly fair feel better.

But please by all means continue what you do. Why should I dare ask that you stop?

You’re making so much of a difference screaming into the echo chamber.


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  • RT @Deadspin: Tim Lincecum Cited In Least Surprising Pot Bust Ever http://deadspin.com/5398256 #mlb #timlincecum He needs to put on a towel. 2 days ago
  • Anybody else think it's sad that 7UP can't afford anybody better than Brad Garrett? Anyway... Back to playing Brickbreaker on my CrackBerry. 2 days ago
  • Apparently Fake Larry #langford writes for King's Weblog more than King does these days. But I love his hat! http://bit.ly/2h2CAD 3 days ago
  • King shouldn't have teased us yesterday then not updated today. I love him all the same, but he is pretty lazy. Lord's way I guess. 4 days ago
  • Surprising that people think the Jefferson County Commission is corrupt because it's corrupt. http://bit.ly/3t8OF6 5 days ago
  • I can see the attraction of becoming an AL Republican. You know, if I didn't care about poor people and all. http://bit.ly/3sNJiY 5 days ago
  • I guess King's back posting, but who are these people speaking in the royal "we" talking about posting schedules? http://bit.ly/1xxe4H 5 days ago
  • Wow, I didn't know #langford was writing King's Weblog! Was King working on his defense? Is that where he's been? http://bit.ly/275drv 1 week ago
  • So why are their teasers on King's Weblog? Is it coming back on Monday? They seem awfully meta... Really wish I'd be told of this junk. 1 week ago
  • Tim Brando, why wouldn't Archie be in NYC to see David Carr? They could be friends! Hasn't Davey been sacked by life enough? 4 weeks ago

 

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