
"We don't care for your kind around here... SMARTIE!"
Ten months from now, a flatscreen TV is tuned into WBRC in Birmingham. This ad comes on.
A middle-aged white man speaks the words in a low accusing tone as a photo of Congressman Artur Davis appears on screen and suddenly inverts in color.
Artur Davis wants to be Governor, but who is he really?
The Birmingham News says Davis is “Harvard educated.”
The Birmingham News’ masthead flashes on the screen and below the quote “Harvard educated…”
Harvard is one of the best schools in the country. That doesn’t sound like traditional Alabama values.
A thirtysomething white blonde with three kids tugging all over here appears on screen.
“Does he thinks he’s better than us? Because he tried in school?!?”
An old white man appears on the screen wearing an Alabama sweatshirt.
“Wait, he didn’t go to ‘Bama? And he thinks he can run this State?”
An old white woman appears on screen holding a folded up American flag.
“With a good education, he might expect us to change for the better instead of just blaming it on the way things is!
“I don’t want to use no proper grammar, HARVARD BOY!”
Davis’ picture appears on screen again, its colors still inverted.
This June, tell Davis that Alabama knows it ain’t good enough.
Artur Davis – TOO SMART FOR ALABAMA.
(Paid for by Alabama Democrats Against Smarties Who Happen to be Black.)

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