Hank Erwin uses his campaign Twitter account let Alabamians know he won't use his position forcibly marry two or more legislators of the same sex if he's elected lieutenant governor.
From Hank Erwin’s campaign Twitter account:
I am a social conservative who believes marriage is between one man & one woman in a holy covenant for life.
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! SUNDAY AFTERNOON HANK AIN’T FOR NO GAYS! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! PICK WELL FOR YOUR SPOUSE OR YOU’RE STUCK FOR LIFE OR YOU’LL BREAK A HOLY AGREEMENT! DOING SO MAY OPEN YOU FOR A SPIRITUAL LAWSUIT! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH MY QUALIFICATIONS IN A MOSTLY CEREMONIAL ROLE AS LIEUTENANT
GOVERNOR! BUT ELECTORATE DON’T WANT NO GAY IN THE SENATE CHAMBER! I AIN’T FOR NO GAY! GAY IS GAY! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! DOES THIS MEAN THAT LITTLE JIM FOLSOM’S WIFE, MULTIPLE CHILDREN, AND SHOTGUNS ISN’T ASSURANCE ENOUGH OF BEING FOR NO GAY?! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
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I’m glad he reminded everyone he’s a social conservative.
We could’ve forgot.
