Things people better than you worthless lessers have been reading.
-Again, Weld for Birmingham has revealed our supposed “creator” in a stupid, upbeat column that never once mentions how we own the City of the Enterprise and nearly let deranged Cajuns eat it. Only terrible, dark things will come of this for all involved. Dark tax lien, ‘possum-related things. More to come.
-Now that he’s no longer a Democrat, Artur Davis is really sad that he criticized the Republican conspiracy to prosecute corrupt Democrats like Don Siegelman on corruption charges. He also toys with the idea of running for Mayor of Montgomery in that interview, a job that, as pissed as we’ve been at Artur lately, we wouldn’t on anybody who does not willfully live in the City of Prattville. #TryBuildingMoreThanOneRoadNextTimeAssholes
-Speaking of Prattville, scientists are looking at much less harsh experiments on the male body for use as a birth control.
-The new Finnish Steel-Lords of Mobile County do not plan on shutting down ThyssenKrupp’s megaplant. More importantly, that link finally explains how the hell to say the new owner’s name. Trying to say that name without phonetics sounds like some sort of awful, Scandinavian vowel-rape.
-I think some people here would object to y’all calling this episode This American Life. That would be because they are assholes.