Emergency.

PRESS RELEASE

June 13, 2012

Contact:
Dale Glucker,
Assistant Campaign Manager for Press and Communications Efforts

CARTER COCKFIGHT TEMPORARILY SUSPENDS HIS CAMPAIGN DUE TO FAMILY MEDICAL EMERGENCY

HOOVER, AL — Carter Cockfight’s presidential campaign for permanently liberating America from the immigrant menace this morning announced that Carter is temporarily removing himself from the campaign trail to deal with a sudden Family emergency.

With the best of luck and God’s grace, Carter hopes to return to the trail to champion freedom from liberals and their immigrant same-sex warlords within the next several days.

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