King Cockfight’s uncle, former Lowndes County Commissioner Carter Cockfight, plans to run for president in 2012 as part of the “NO DAMN IMMIGRATION!” Party’s ticket, campaigning on, among other things, the construction of a spiked, electrified sea-wall around Flomaton, Alabama, to protect it from invading immigrant hordes he has claimed are coming since separating from his ex-wife in 2005 after she had an affair with a Hispanic man.
Periodically, he gives a short policy speech for the readers of this Weblog.
I BEEN HAVIN’ A GOOD TIME ON THE CAMPAIGN TRAIL. WE AIN’T REALLY FIRED UP MUCH UNTIL THE REPUBLICANS STOP SUCKIN’ EACH OTHERS’ PECKERS OFF TO FIGURE OUT WHO SECRETLY WOULD LET AMERICA BE RAPED BY THE IMMIGRANTS MORE, BUT I BEEN TONGUE-KISSED BY A LOT OF MY SUPPORTERS’ COMMON LAW WIVES AT FLEAS MARKETS THE PAST FEW MONTHS AND THEY AIN’T NOTHIN’ QUEER ABOUT THAT.
AND WHILE I REAL HAPPY ABOUT HOW PEOPLE RESPONDED TO OUR MESSAGE ‘BOUT MAKIN’ AMERICA MORE LIKE ALABAMA, I GOT A BONE TO PICK WITH MISSISSIPPI!
Y’ALL AIN’T GONNA DUMP NO WIFE-FUCKIN’ IMMIGRANTS BACK ON US, YOU DELTA DRAWL GO-TARDS!