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		<title>BETTERS&#8217; READING: Be careful with letting your kids get that learning or become Finnish fetal delicacies. Also: MUSLIMS EVERYWHERE!</title>
		<link>http://kingcockfight.wordpress.com/2012/01/27/betters-reading-be-careful-with-letting-your-kids-get-that-learning-or-become-finnish-fetal-delicacies-also-muslims-everywhere/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Jan 2012 14:00:03 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Alabama's Threatening Shapeless Mass of Uneducated]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Goat Hill paranoia.]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Governor Dr. Dr. Robert Bentley Dr. — THAT REALLY HAPPENED.]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Making fun of Cam Ward over that whole parking space thing -- A Cockfight Family tradition.]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Oklahoma — What Merle Haggard said.]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Racism.]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Stimulate my economy.]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Cam Ward]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[schools]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Sharia law]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Southern politics]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[spirit of hope]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Things that people who are better than you worthless lessers have been reading to start your morning. -You can get as many influential people as you want behind dropping the mandatory school attendance age to 6 in Alabama, but you&#8217;re &#8230; <a href="http://kingcockfight.wordpress.com/2012/01/27/betters-reading-be-careful-with-letting-your-kids-get-that-learning-or-become-finnish-fetal-delicacies-also-muslims-everywhere/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kingcockfight.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6399850&amp;post=4624&amp;subd=kingcockfight&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Voice of the people.</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Jan 2012 15:00:16 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA['Sub-American.']]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[30000 gallons of FAIL.]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[A call for hilarious change.]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[A stark political reality unrecognized]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[AEA -- OBEY, or The Hubbert will awaken and eat your soul.]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[al.com -- The most reasonable message boards in the world if you hate the Bammers and the queers.]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Alabama's Threatening Shapeless Mass of Uneducated]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Anti-immigration fun!]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Birmingham -- Please move south.]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Birthers -- The &#039;Elvis lives!&#039; contingent of paranoid racists.]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Carter Cockfight for Agricultural Commissioner 2010 -- Shotgunnin&#039; Alabama&#039;s way to safer food.]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Goat Hill paranoia.]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[I had to pay taxes so I get to be a real dick about everything now.]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Immigrapocalypse 2011: The Fight Against Sub-Americans Continues.]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[JESUS! JESUS! JESUS!]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Muddin'.]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[New legislative friends!]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Political arguments overheard in the Hackleburg High School parking lot.]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Poverty -- Alabama's most consistent resource.]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Racism.]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Sex offenders took your jobs]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Some Child Left Behind]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The Dark Shadow of Methodism.]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[These jokes about massive economic failure just aren't that funny anymore.]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[As we work toward the assured disappointment of the 2012 Legislative Session, Alabama&#8217;s deplorable legislative leaders have visited with the people stupid enough to elect them and pretended to listen to the crazy crap they want lawmakers to do this &#8230; <a href="http://kingcockfight.wordpress.com/2012/01/26/voice-of-the-people/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kingcockfight.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6399850&amp;post=4640&amp;subd=kingcockfight&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>BETTERS&#8217; READING: Jeff Foxworthy will teach your children how to discriminate against MoonPies, you goddamn ridiculous Southern caricature, you.</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Jan 2012 14:00:48 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Adventures in the dark territory outside Alabama]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[BETTERS' READING: The latest failure by this Weblog to do a regular links feature post.]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Birmingham-Southern College: We&#039;d really appreciate it if you left that church arsonist stuff in our past alone.]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Buying elections is capitalism -- Isn't that the American way?]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Election 2012.]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Florida -- Letting America whip it out since 1845.]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Huntsville - Go to hell.]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Newt Gingrich — Compelling in small doses volatile in anything else.]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Racism.]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Stimulate my economy.]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The Gays -- Trademarked 2001 by the Cockfight Family.]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[You see a prison I see a tissue farm.]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Alabama]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Alabama politics]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Copper theft]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Economic development]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Florida primary]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Things that people who are better than you worthless lessers have been reading. -Fucking MoonPies. -I&#8217;m sure you&#8217;ve read it several times over by now, but Newt&#8217;s Spaaaaaace Cooooast public masturbation fit yesterday afternoon is such a moment of unchecked &#8230; <a href="http://kingcockfight.wordpress.com/2012/01/26/betters-reading-jeff-foxworthy-will-teach-your-children-how-to-discriminate-against-moonpies-you-goddamn-ridiculous-southern-caricature/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kingcockfight.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6399850&amp;post=4584&amp;subd=kingcockfight&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Lines in the skies.</title>
		<link>http://kingcockfight.wordpress.com/2012/01/25/lines-in-the-skies/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Jan 2012 15:22:19 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[A call for hilarious change.]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Alabama's Seventh Congressional District — Where the federal government says we have to keep all the black people.]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Alabama's Sixth Congressional District — 'The Douche-Belt.']]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Election 2012.]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Stan Pate for Congress — 'I'll piss on Bob Riley in Hell if I have to!']]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[We may have finally found the vengeance-based reason Stan Pate is running for the Sixth Congressional District Republican nomination: He won&#8217;t be able to vote in AL-06 anymore because of redistricting. Technically Pate now has to vote in AL-07, where he &#8230; <a href="http://kingcockfight.wordpress.com/2012/01/25/lines-in-the-skies/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kingcockfight.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6399850&amp;post=4611&amp;subd=kingcockfight&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>BETTERS&#8217; READING: Artur Davis is hot for Harvard, fatass. Also: Old people trying to eat tin cans because they&#8217;re just so very, very, very hungry.</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Jan 2012 14:00:29 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Artur Davis got screwed by himself and others in the 2010 gubernatorial race and the butthurt will never stop.]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[BETTERS' READING: The latest failure by this Weblog to do a regular links feature post.]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Huntsville - Go to hell.]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[People from the Alabama Coast live near the ocean and therefore are just better than you.]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Stimulate my economy.]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The Alabama Board of Respiratory Therapy plans to make your grandmother fuck things.]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Unfortunate things happen in Northwest Alabama.]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Things that people who are better than you worthless lessers have been reading. -In addition to proving all his critics right in as bad a way possible, Artur Davis has decided a year of making money as a beltway lawyer &#8230; <a href="http://kingcockfight.wordpress.com/2012/01/25/betters-reading-artur-davis-is-hot-for-harvard-fatass-also-old-people-trying-to-eat-tin-cans-because-theyre-just-so-very-very-very-hungry/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kingcockfight.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6399850&amp;post=4589&amp;subd=kingcockfight&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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