Other crazy things that Republican presidential forum attendees told NPR.

By now, you may have read the NPR story where attendees of last night’s Republican presidential candidate forum in Birmingham told a reporter that they still believe Obama is a Muslim and that there’s a magic secret part that everybody knows in the Constitution that says you have to be the son of two naturalized citizens to be elected president.

(Yes, they really said that.)

But NPR left out a lot of other good quotes reflecting the views of those who attended the forum, probably for the best of America.

Because The Cockfight Family have not necessarily been that fond of America, we share them with you here now:

-”It’s truly offensive to me that we have a president who wasn’t born here as president because my parents went to the effort of buying some land, giving birth to me in a field, and making me eat a turkey I killed with my bare hands raw on my second birthday so I could be a citizen—JUST LIKE THE CONSTITUTION SAYS.”

Let it flow through you.

Artur Davis is still butthurt about getting trounced for the Democratic gubernatorial nomination two years ago.

Really butthurt.

Like, after serving a majority black district in Alabama as a congressman for a decade, having the gall to write up something for a conservative publication about why Republicans need to draft Jeb Bush to run for president to save their party, in the process decrying his old party and the president, his one-time Harvard Law School bro … butthurt.